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Chateau Grief 105

Telepathy(Xander): I told you to replace the transmission last year.

Grant: Where exactly am I supposed to get a new transmission!

Narration(Xander): Rhelan's assumptions about the events of last night...are staggeringly unsophisticated.

Narration(Xander): What was he expecting? After all these years, he still doesn't know me at all.

Grant: Good morning Anne.

Anne: Good morning General.

Narration(Xander): I know nothing about this woman, well... she likes to make threats. Does this tie match my eyes? And Rhelan expects me to settle down in a country cottage the next morning.

Narration(Xander): Does he think that I can't play the field like any other man? There are other fish in the sea.

Narration(Xander): It's not like she's the last man on earth.

Anne: Noisy today, isn't he?

Grant: That man has no decency. No decency whatsoever.

Author Notes:

People waking up cranky on Eynhallow today.  Gee whiz, wonder why.

Characters: Xander, Grant, Phil the Gateguard, Anne the Housemaid