Host: Eynhallow's economic stagnation is a pressing issue our viewers care deeply about. Ms. Smaragdos how would your administration...address this important issue?

Kore: Oh, how?

Kore: Two words: debt slavery.

Xander: I'll just register my utter disgust with my opponent's position...and remind everyone that under my regime we only allow child slavery on Eynhallow.

Host: Uh....ok. Moving on to public transportation...

Barazza: I don't think you understand how serious this is.

Grant: Serious? You're a walking cliche! I'm gonna call you Puffy the Cigar.

Grant: And I don't have to sit here and listen to this drivel. Why'd you bother coming? I thought you had something interesting to say.

Grant: So one of my people discovered a diamond mine. So what. You find one red rock. Maybe it belonged to someone's grandma?

Grant: I can't control all the smugglers! One guy showed up in public with a guitar amp! What's next? Long hair? Heroin?

Grant: Look, why don't we just cut to the end? The part where you haul out your tommy gun with a 'top of the world ma!'

Grant: And I pour water on my fire and two she-bears eat you.