Host: Eynhallow's economic stagnation is a pressing issue our viewers care deeply about. Ms. Smaragdos how would your administration...address this important issue?
Kore: Oh, how?
Kore: Two words: debt slavery.
Xander: I'll just register my utter disgust with my opponent's position...and remind everyone that under my regime we only allow child slavery on Eynhallow.
Host: Uh....ok. Moving on to public transportation...
Barazza: I don't think you understand how serious this is.
Grant: Serious? You're a walking cliche! I'm gonna call you Puffy the Cigar.
Grant: And I don't have to sit here and listen to this drivel. Why'd you bother coming? I thought you had something interesting to say.
Grant: So one of my people discovered a diamond mine. So what. You find one red rock. Maybe it belonged to someone's grandma?
Grant: I can't control all the smugglers! One guy showed up in public with a guitar amp! What's next? Long hair? Heroin?
Grant: Look, why don't we just cut to the end? The part where you haul out your tommy gun with a 'top of the world ma!'
Grant: And I pour water on my fire and two she-bears eat you.
things gonna get biblical. Oh and we finally meet the most important man in Kore's life, riding to the rescue with his goon squad and cigars.
Characters: Poor reporter along for the ride, Kore, Xander, Grant, Mike &co.
