Chateau Grief 5

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Chateau Grief 5

Narration(Xander):I wouldn't have let them die out here...not that Grant would believe I would rescue them voluntarily.

Narration(Xander):This one is pretty far gone.

Narration(Xander):Even I have to get my bit of daily exercise. Some people walk their dog.

Narration(Xander):A little bit of heroism...chase it with a shot of Dr. Moreau...and that'll keep my heart healthy enough so I don't have to give up eggs.

Kore: Wait a second, bright eyes. You've got to help him! He's going to die. He's got to live. ...Save him... Promise me!

Thought(Xander): I don't know if that was god for my blood pressure or not. But...Zing!

Grant: Why do you always have to do everything...the hard way!

Grant: Don't help me.

Narration(Xander): She's indestructible...She's never met anyone as strong as I am. ...telepath, psychic walking a-bomb...but she's...harder than...a diamond. How did I miss this one?

Author Notes:

What could possibly go wrong?

Episode Recap:

Xander continues narrating, confirming Grant’s suspicions that he was fully aware of the situation and not going to let the castaways die. He turns his attention to Shane, who is bleeding profusely from his head. Shane groans and turns his face towards Xander and Xander notices something about the guy. Like it’s kind of obvious. Shane’s obviously the worse off, so Xander shoulders him and starts for shore, all the while thinking about his cholesterol. But Kore snags him as he goes and drags him back, she’s still loopy, but she demands a promise from Xander that he’ll make sure Shane is saved, no matter what. Xander promises no such thing, and with a crack of lightning, just sort of vanishes, and meanwhile Kore’s bleeding fingers from holding onto the sharp rock are just sorta fixed. Lots of just sortas. Xander however, is taking Shane to safety, but the look on his face is telling: he’s found a new toy. In fact, when he and Shane wash up on the beach, and Grant starts dragging Shane back to the car, Xander can only think about ‘indestructible’ Kore is, an ominous observation. He wonders why he didn’t know about her before this.