Grant: Why can't you read the entire thing with x-ray vision. I'm pretty sure superman would have just read it with x-ray vision.

Xander: You just want to push me into this!

Xander: Well it's no use! I don't believe your silly, driveling nonsense about romance and love

Xander: And I certainly don't accept the ludicrous premise...that I'm somehow incomplete or immature...

Xander: Because I have chosen to forgo the company of...a clearly inferior sex...who think that their very existence...deserves a memorial plaque...

Xander: ...maintained by one hundred billion dollars worth of polishing!

Grant: I'm sure I have no idea what you mean.

Xander: Oh yes you do. Well if you're such a smooth operator with women you must keep her away from me.

Grant: Oh come on!

Xander: I don't wish to see her at all today.

Xander: And I expect you to make sure that we don't accidentally meet in the halls.

Xander: I can't be dragged down by some idiot female asking questions all day about affairs of state!

Xander: Now leave me! I must draft a response to this traitorous proposal.

Grant: Because the Prime Minister wants a commemorative plaque?

Xander: No, Kore you idiot!