Narration(Grant): The first time Eugene overrode your will...was something you'll never come to grips with. I haven't.

Narration(Grant): Whether he was friendly or evil...there was always that moment when you realized what had happened.

Narration(Grant):...my first time...

Narration(Grant): He was trying to teach me how to pull the boot off a spark plug.

Narration(Grant): ...the next thing I knew my hand was...

Narration(Grant):...totally alien to my body.

Narration(Grant): ...all perfectly innocent...

Narration(Grant): and useful, he argued.

Narration(Grant): It wasn't like he was going to use his powers for evil...

Narration(Grant): ...just because he wanted to boss people around.

Narration(Grant): That was so many years ago...

Narration(Grant):...it feels like a dream.

Constantinos: Make it stop! Do it!

Grant: Did you seriously let them break a rib?

Xander (psychic): You're getting old. Time to hit the Richard Simmons tapes.

Grant: I hope you were polite. You should give my tormentors strength to stand or I'lll really be here all day.