Chateau Grief 325
Chateau Grief 325

Grant: I’m not seeing anything. What did you do with him?

Xander: I had the nail gun here somewhere.

Xander: I heard it smash into the masonry over here somewhere. This is the trouble with telekinesis. Just shoots off when I’m not paying attention, and I have no muscle memory to help me remember where it went.

Grant: Nail gun, Eugene?

Xander: Look, if you’re going to get all squeamish you shouldn’t have insisted on going body hunting!

Xander: Hey pal, I would rather be doing other things!

Xander: How gruesome!

Author Notes:

Losing the guy you nailed to a stove is exactly like losing your keys

Episode Recap:

Xander’s got his flashlight. You know, like he’s suddenly forgotten how to see through walls. He takes a moment to admire his rose garden. And he really really really likes flowers. Anyways after his flight of fancy has come crashing back to reality, Grant walks up and gets him back on track looking for Shane’s body. Xander tries to walk himself through his steps of this afternoon, which is harder for a telepath apparently. At least Xander imagines it’s harder for a telepath. Grant takes exception with Xander’s methods, and Xander snaps at him like he’s on a hair trigger. But he recovers his savoir faire, and Grant is mad at him.