Xander: What kind of person are you to have never asked a question like that? How can you never know?

Grant: You're making my same mistake. By ignoring your own son.

Grant: What are you going to do about Shane?

Xander: Shane who, again?

Grant: This is no laughing matter!

Xander: Geez louise.

Xander: I have tried to explain this to you. I really am not responsible for your inability to understand.

Xander: It's not my fault that Shane is damaged. I offered him too much and his mind couldn't cope. He was always naturally inferior, especially to her. Now he's even more inferior than he was before, but on balance, I'd call it six of one, half dozen of the other. Or would you have preferred for me to let him die in the ocean of hypothermia? Is that it?

Xander: There's no pleasing you!

Xander: Every single time I try to do something nice for somebody there you are, sitting critically

Xander: and whatever I do isn't enough for you.

Xander: It just gives you another reason to nurse your irrational dislike of my abilities.

Grant: You healed that child today. What's the big deal with healing Shane.

Xander: Brains aren't bodies. As someone wise once said, we're luminous beings underneath.

Grant: Hereby revoke your nerd card, I do.