Xander: Come on now, hand them over. I haven’t got all day.

Xander: Look mummy and daddy! I’ve brought your only child out of a blazing inferno that he must have been mistakenly tied to a chair in the middle of.

Xander: How careless of you.

Xander: I know none of you have the faintest idea who I am. But after today try to remember, will you? Hand the boy’s parents over now.